# Please, Please, PLEASE Can I Play Soccer?
Once upon a time, in a snowy town beside the sea, there lived a penguin named Vernon. Vernon had a big dream—he wanted to play soccer in the Big Adult League.
One morning, Vernon waddled right up to you with his flippers clasped together.
"Please, oh PLEASE can I play in the big soccer game?" Vernon begged. "I promise I'll be really, really good!"
Did you say no? Good! Because Vernon's webbed feet are much too wide for soccer boots!
But Vernon didn't give up. He put on a red jersey (which was on backwards) and found a soccer ball.
"Look! I'm all ready now!" he said, giving the ball a kick.








